Saw you on the street



we had to meet



I thought I would greet you



In just one week I would delete you







People say the stupidest things



On their first date like



"What's your real name?"



They reveal their ignorance



but you adore them



So you just ignore them



Then came you raising the bar



Oh, you, you won't be undone



I looked into your eyes



And much to my surprise



I saw there was nothing in there



'Cuase there's nothing



between your ears but air!







There goes my future ex girlfriend



She's as sweet as a rose



Yes, she is



She has such beautiful lips



Now, if only they were closed







I love how you adore me



Oh, but honey how you bore me



Your life's such a wreck



I've lost all respect



I don't mean to surprise you



It took me just one week to despise you!







And I don't care that you're a model



'Cause let me say it's clear to tell



that your brain is shot to hell



And no one cares that you love Keanu



Oh, what's the difference anyway



Everybody knows that he's gay



Okay, I really don't know that



But let's face it



He's too hot to be straight!







There goes my future ex girlfriend



That girl's such a prize



Yes, she is



She'll be the Queen of the world



for a day or two in my eyes







Perhaps I'll wear a suit



When I give you the boot



Oh, I hate to seem so superficial



I just think i'll look more official!