Would you like some sweeties little girl?
Come a little closer
Im gonna show you a brand new world tonight
Ive got a palace full of fantasy
Ready made just for you and me
Once youre there Im gonna take you for a ride

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Ive got a one way ticket
To take you to the other side
I got a one way ticket
So come along and dont be shy

They call me Mr. Tinkertrain
Thats how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinkertrain
So come along and play my game
Youll never be the same

Close the curtains and turn out the lights
Beneath my wing its gonna be alright
A little secret just for you and me
Ive got the kind of toys youve never seen
Manmade and a bit obscene
Little angel come and sit upon my knee

Chorus

They call me Mr. Tinker Train
Thats how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game

Mr. Tinker Train
Never be the same
Mr. Tinkertrain
Can you say Mr. Tinker Train?

No use crying cause you cant go back
Now youre here to stay
You cant run, you cant hide
You cant tell me what I feel inside

Mr. Tinker Train
Thats how I got to get my name
They call me Mr. Tinker Train
So come along and play my game
Thats why they call me Mr. Tinker Train
Thats why they call me Mr. Tinker Train