C-c-c-c-call me cumdumpster

C-c-c-c-call me a cunt

C-c-c-call me clever Is that still okay



D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV

Or hear it on the radio

Watch out for afterschool specials

Are we still okay

Well okay



You call, and I'll answer

Make me understand

Why I have to hate you

That's quite okay



C-c-c-c-cumdumpster

C-c-c-c-cunt

C-c-c-call me clever

Is that still okay



D-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone

Or read it in a magazine

Becoming afterschool specials

Are we still okay

Well okay



You call, I'll answer

Make me understand

Why I have to hate you

That's quite okay



C-c-c-c-cumdumpster

C-c-c-c-cunt

C-c-c-call me clever

Is that still okay



D-d-d-d-do you still need me

Now that I'm a monster

Paranoid media frenzy

Tells me I'm ok



You call, I'll answer

Make me understand

How I have to hate you

That's quite okay

You call, and I'll answer

You'll ask and I'll lie

As I grow to hate you

That's quite okay

Quite okay