(the continuing saga of Charlotte the Harlot)







If you're feeling down depressed and lonely



I know a place where we can go



22 Acacia Avenue meet a lady that I know



So if you're looking for a good time



And you're prepared to pay the price



Fifteen quid is all she asks for



Everybody's got their vice







If you're waiting for a long time for the rest to do their piece



You can tell her that you know me and you might even get it free



So any time you're down the East End don't you hesitate to go



You can take my honest word for it she'll teach you more than you can know







Charlotte can't you get out from all this madness



Can't you see it only brings you sadness



When you entertain your men don't know the risk of getting disease







Some day when you're reaching the age of forty



I bet you'll regret the days when you were laying



Nobody then will want to know



You won't have any beautiful wares to show any more







22 the avenue that's the place where we all go



You will find it's warm inside the red light's burning bright tonight







Charlotte isn't it time you stopped this mad life



Don't you ever think about the bad times



Why do you have to live this way



Do you enjoy your lay or is it the pay







Sometimes when your strolling down the avenue



The way you walk it make men think of having you



When you're walking down the street



Everybody stops and turns to stare at you







Beat her mistreat her do anything that you please



Bite her excite her make her get down on her knees



Abuse her misuse her she can take all that you've got



Caress her molest her she always does what you want







You're running away don't you know what you're doing



Can't you see it'll lead you to ruin



Charlotte you've taken your life and you've thrown it away



You believe that because what you're earning



Your life's good don't you know that you're hurting



All the people that love you don't cast them aside



All the men that are constantly drooling



It's no life for you stop all that screwing



You're packing your bags and you're coming with me



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