In early '95, well, we got the dough so we could diversify



Had a lot of money up in bioweapons which has low liquidity



Sold a lot of Krugerrands and rubles to a bunch of really weird Swiss guys



And we were rockin'







Took a little while but we finally got to get our groove on



We were running weapons to a Cuban in Miami that just kind of flaked on us



Then there was the time I called John Gotti up and I asked him if his fridge was running



Well, he can laugh about it now



We can laugh about it now!







oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah



yeah, yeah, yeah...







Finally broke it open with the telecom and real estate in Asia



With a little luck we got fur markets in South America



Took a little longer with tin and amethyst in Zimbabwe



(a real old boys' network)







Got nine satellites in orbit, that helped coordination



Opened up affiliates in Nagasaki, Venice and Antananarivo



Joe got caught aboard a boat with seven tons of opium



In the Singapore harbor



Color us embarrassed!







oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah



yeah, yeah, yeah...







Well, finally the year 2000 comes and the Plan is looking aces



Got that crib in the Alps and Jason did buy that helicopter



Gave a quarter mil to the soundman Phil so he could run for Senate



He lost in the primary



But we still love him!







Got a little tip about a ginger ale company from Canada



Getting run into the ground by a trust fund kid that thought he could write songs



Had a couple parties on his yacht and Eric kinda borrowed his girlfriend



It's gonna be a very good year



A very, very good year...







oh oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah



yeah, yeah -- the Dismemberment Plan gets rich!