It's one after two, still glued to the tube

and I'm missing you.

One night by the phone, two rings and you're gone

and I' m back here sleeping alone.


CHORUS

Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair.

I'm only a number, who cares?

What Flood's one after two?

It's one after two, is it afternoon?

I can't ask my room.

I' m happy here on my own, will someone please

leave me alone?

I reach the doorway,

But the milkman's gone.


CHORUS

Why should I worry? All's well and it's fair.

I' m only a number, who cares?

What good's one after two?