(Mason, Slamer, Ward)


A man could die of thirst

First to the bar and the last to get served

Landlord laughs

You can't get the staff these days


Guess who should walk through the door

Dressed to the nines

And looking nine more

Shows his face

Everyone in the place gets a wave


Hello M-m-m-Mr. Shoes

We love to look at you

Mr. Shoes

Solarium tan you could say he's a man

Mr. Shoes

We love to look at you


Mr. Shoes

A flick of the wrist

And a Listermint kiss

A boy could get sick of this

Sand in your face and the taste on your lips

And how come your suit looks much better

On you than me


It's so hard when you're 21

Life's too short when your nails are too long

And man I could use some of your

"Koo-Ka-Choo"

Mr. Shoes