I talked to God and god said "Hey!

I've got a lot of things to say

write it down this very day

and spread the word in every way."

I talked to God and heres the deal:

He said to floss between each meal

Drive with both hands on the wheel

and on the first date dont cop a feel

Chorus

I talked to God and God said...nothing special

I talked to God and God said...nothing special

I talked to God and God said nothing

that we shouldn't already know

shouldnt already know

And talked to God and here's what he said:

"wear a helmet on your head

when you ride a bike instead

or you'll crash and end up dead."

I asked God for the Holy Word

ageless wisdom never heard

He just said to feed the birds

love your pets, clean up their turds

Chorus

I talked to God and God said "John,

I let them kill my only son

and my creation's so undone

that I can't help out everyone

But if youre looking for advice

you don't need to ask me twice

start with the basics: just be nice

and see if that makes things all right."