Hmm (hmmm)..



Shh-shh-shh-shh.. da-da da-da



Ohh, shit! Haha.. da-da da-da?



Da-da da-da (yeah like that) da-da da-da



(This how it go) da-da da-da?



Da-da da-da, da-da da-da



(Two thou' style) da-da da-da?



Da-da da-da, da-da da-da







[Tash]



Aiyyo Tha Alkies set the trends that the whole world follow



Fuck a CD, fuck a tape, we should sell this shit in bottles



(Are you a role model?)Not, CaTash'll steal yo' beatbox



I drink cuss and smoke and sock niggaz with cheap shots



The gunner - Wonderman, Wonderwoman husband



The stunner - fuck with us y'all niggaz must be buzzin



I love it; we coulda been washed like dirty dishes



but the Genie in the Lamp gave Tash like 30 wishes



First I wished for health cause I be thinkin bout myself



I be drinkin by myself, livin shrinkin like an elf



Next I wished for wealth, 90 million in the bank account



Young niggaz with money, that's somethin we need to think about



Cause we could be the President, we could be the Senators



Right now niggaz think we just drug dealers and janitors



We big, that's big, we large, in charge



I told the Genie next I want a car like the stars



A Bentley, a Coupe, a truck with the OOP



With the three level seats for when it's time to scoop my group



I thirst, for loops, I told the Genie next



I want the King Tee albums plus Xzibit on cassette



Next, I told the Genie like it or not



Last wish I hope you die cause I want yo' spot



Tash come from rock bottom want funk beats we got 'em



I can bust my shit in spring you won't catch it 'til next autumn



We taught them niggaz how to rhyme this hot



We drink a lot, smoke a lot, da-da da-da, da-da da-da







[Chorus 2X: Tha Liks]



.. da-da da-da?



Da-da da-da, da-da da-da



.. da-da da-da?



Da-da da-da, da-da da-da







[J-Ro]



Babylon and chron' - six foes on the line



Smashin down Avalon like a ghetto amazon



Brown-bagger; take it to the head like Marvin Hagler



Livin underground like a badger



Wall to wall like a tagger - original pants sagger



Bite my rhymes and your whole grill might shatter



Remi and Hennesey, fuckin up my bladder



If your girl say she know me then I probably got at her



Sometimes I'm hard to find like downtown parkin spaces



I'ma be old and grey and still flirtatious



Remove my shoes for foot races, primitive man ate fish



But MC's are the latest on my dish mentally spacious



You didn't create this so you, naturally hate this



Wait Miss, do you like what you see?How do you rate this?



Relax I'm not a rapist just, one of the greatest



Born winner hair full of basses opposite of weightless



Mastered the art of holdin bottles double-fisted



X.O Hennesey fifth, unassisted



We not promotin drinkin, we just havin some fun



Fuck it, we drink in Appleton and Nantucket



Mashin down Van Nuys, puffin stress in the bucket



Ghetto hip-hop for the public, you love it



At Lovitz, you love the Alkaholik wino



Pissin off the strippers up in the spearmint rhinos







{*group laughter*



You like that?A like da da-da







[Chorus] - 1.5X







[E-Swift]



Okay, here we go, original, liquor sto' flow



Ghetto non-mellow pissy drunk alkapella yo'



average, everyday around the hood fellows



Though we always bring the ruckus we some wild motherfuckers



Niggaz call me CPR - I help rap music breathe



with beats and rhymes you wouldn't believe



What I did is that you couldn't conceive



with a ho on each sleeve with a crew of niggaz rollin on D's



It's them Alkaholik niggaz flowin with the toilet niggaz



Party-crashin raid-thrashin beer-smashin brolic niggaz



Peers drinkin irrational thinkin don't give a fuck about nuttin



Blame it on the alcohol consumption



Yeah we overdid it, I had to admit it



It's Tha Likwid, we underground rap music's prime ticket



Sick wid it, E-Swift be quick with it



Everytime I spit it forget it, y'all need to quit it



(Sing it!)







[Chorus]







{*ad libs of Chorus* {*ad libs to fade*