{*audience applauds*



Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo' drunk-ass attention please



Comin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonight



I'd like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiated



Most anpissipated, group of our time - the 40 Oz, Quartet



Take it away, gentlemans







[J-Ro]



It's the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sip



of this concoction - pass it to a nigga like Stockton



Grape juice, Johnny Walker, Olde E, and Hennesey



So much Remi in my kidney they had to send me to Sidney



to find a remedy, from drinkin kegs all alone



I wish they'd leave my head alone, I'm just an alkie to the bone



They try to send me to AA, I said "Ay ay!"



Not today-day, I just bought a bottle of Tan-gueray-ray



But first I gots to finish, my eight ball and Guinness



I'm feelin so dry now man, I must replenish



Ohhhh I like the gurrrls with the fat backs



But I be so damn wet I never get a chance to smack that



Straight out of order sign on the weenie



Wasted chips buyin a bitch a gang of apple martinis







I'm.. just.. a drunk (I can't help myself)



I'm.. just.. a drunk (Drinkin X.O. off the top shelf)



I'm.. just.. a drunk (No I can't help myself)



I'm.. just.. a drunk-k







{*audience applauds*