woke up today with a really bad headache

from all the shit that i drank

and it was a keg of tquila i think

see johnny drinks it to get chicks

adn chris drinks it

i dont know why

we might not even use this song

but who cares my best friend is

(chorus: tequila my best friend

forever i love you

tequila x2)

so i was at this party adn everythign was goign alright

well uh unfortuately for tequila it get me into a fight

so i has some bruises and someone hands me a cup nad i said "hey thantks for giving that to me, but wait a sec, thats not tequila THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE PEE!"

haha

(chorus)